Custer
Now I will tell you, buster,
That I ain't a fan of Custer's
And the General he don't ride well anymore
To some, he was a hero,
But to me his score was zero
And the General he don't ride well anymore
Now Custer done his fighting
Without too much exciting
And the General he don't ride well anymore
General Custer come in pumping
When the men were out a-hunting
But the General he don't ride well anymore
With victories he was swimming
He killed children dogs and women
But the General he don't ride well anymore
Yeah crazy Horse sent out the call to Sitting Bull and Gall
And the General he don't ride well anymore
Now Custer split his men
Well, he won't do that again
'Cause the General he don't ride well anymore
Twelve thousand warriors waited they were unanticipated
And the General he don't ride well anymore
It's not called an Indian victory
But a bloody massacre
And the General he don't ride well anymore
There might have been more enthusing
If us Indians had been losing
But the General he don't ride well anymore
Now, General George A. Custer
Oh his yellow hair had luster
But the General he don't ride well anymore
Uh, for now the General's silent
But he got barbered violent
And the General he don't ride well anymore
Oh the General he don't ride well anymore