Hauled Off and Kissed Me
She let me dance real close
She let me buy the beer
So I thought I'd whisper something sexy in her ear
I might've been out of line
I might've pushed my luck
But before I had time to duck
She hauled off and kissed me
I didn't know what hit me
I was dazed and confused
She knocked me out of my shoes
She was strong for a girl that skinny
Her lips were like honey
I swear she pucker punched me
One minute she was dancing with me
And she just snapped
Hauled off and kissed me
We didn't take it outside
It was alright there
We were trippin' over tables and crashing through chairs
The bouncer came over and said: "Y'all quit!"
And I said: "Hey man! She started it"
She hauled off and kissed me
I didn't know what hit me
I was dazed and confused
She knocked me out of my shoes
She was strong for a girl that skinny
Her lips were like honey
I swear she pucker punched me
One minute she was dancing with me
And she just snapped
Hauled off and kissed me
She kept on coming and she wouldn't stop
It spilled on out into the parking lot
We went around another couple rounds
And finally she pined me down
Hauled off and kissed me
I didn't know what hit me
I was dazed and confused
She knocked me out of my shoes
She was strong for a girl that skinny
Her lips were like honey
But I swear she pucker punched me
One minute she was dancing with me
And she just snapped
Hauled off and kissed me
Hauled off and kissed me
She hauled off and kissed me