Cheese Is Fantastic

Mile-wide "X"s are plastered on your hands
Proving that you're "in control" and "in command"
Okay, so you're straightedge, there's nothing wrong with that
But it loses all its meaning when it turns into an act

Not being obsessed with things is what straightedge is about
But when the edge itself is obsession, it's more than being devout
A positive attitude and sense of values is definitely okay
But there's other things going on in life - there's something else to say

"Positive, positive, positive", it gets to be a bore
It's a great way to think, but I've heard it all before
I believe in having fun and a sense of unity
But not everyone's cool all the time realistically

It's nice to know that you're "straight and aware"
But a bit of creativity seems very rare
Every song's subject is always the same
If you ask me, it's getting very mundane
You write about brotherhood and unity
Just show a little bit of originality
I agree with your beliefs about what is wrong
But just say it one time and then move on