The Dethemberween Thnikkaman

[Verse 1: Strong Bad, Marzipan, Strong Sad]
It happens each Decemberween, though some would say it doesn't
The best thing that you've ever seen, even better than your hot cousin
Better than Debra?
Well, maybe not better than Debra... Ooh, Debra...
I'm talkin' about a magic man who defies the laws of physics!
He turns Decemberween into "Dethemberween"
Tell us, man, who is it?

[Chorus: Strong Bad, The Thnikkaman]
He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman
And he'll make your dreams come true
No, there ain't no ceiling, that holiday feelin'
When he says "shut up" to you
Yeah, shut up, kid!

[Verse 2: Strong Bad, Coach Z]
When the sun comes down, he creeps into town and borrows your hedge clippers
And while you're sleeping, safe and sound, he puts blank media in your slipper
It was 8-tracks in my day!
Sometimes he'll cold call random kids with discount travel packages
(muffled Thnikkaman voice)
Las Vegas for 20 dollars a night? Thanks, Dethemberween Thnikkaman!
(muffled Thnikkaman voice)

[Bridge: Sheriff, Singers, Strong Bad]
Yes, it's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman
Flying through the night in an unmarked van
You'll never know what he'll bring us
When you hear those high-pitched singers
Here comes the Dethemberween Thnikkaman!
One, two, three!

[Chorus: Main Characters, Homestar Runner]
He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman
Oh, and he'll make your dreams come true (Do-do-do-do-do-do-do)
No, there ain't no ceiling on that holiday feelin'
When he says "shut up" to you
Yeah, shut up, to one and all of dang y'all!