Clarinets
[Verse]
Clarinet playing, I'ma call this song Squidward
Chill with the formalities, don't call me mister
In high school I was a total class ditcher
How is a part time job going to make you richer?
Need to start my own career, in a new campaign
I wish I had a machine to absorb all the rain
Send it all back from where it came, I need to preserve each sunny day
Nothing you say will actually make me change
If it was that easy, then life would be a break
Everything you say, stop being tame
I want you to hear you say what you really think
I need to cool off, pass me a drink, all this heartache, it leaves a sting
You want an apprentice under those wings?
Angels in the sky, floating in circles
Moving at my own pace, you slow as a turtle
This life's a race with too many hurdles
Hurdles hopped, land on my two feet
These legs can push someone with obesity
That's a lot of weight, that's a lot of calories
Nothing you predicted ended up mattering
The world breaking piece by piece, it is shattering
The cold outside means my teeth are chattering
Chattering like blinds in a storm, if it's cold outside, I'ma stay in doors
[Bridge]
Enjoy the little wins, but the last one is mine
[Verse]
Clarinet playing, I'ma call this song Squidward
Chill with the formalities, don't call me mister
In high school I was a total class ditcher
How is a part time job going to make you richer?
Need to start my own career, in a new campaign
I wish I had a machine to absorb all the rain
Send it all back from where it came, I need to preserve each sunny day
Nothing you say will actually make me change
If it was that easy, then life would be a break
Everything you say, stop being tame
I want you to hear you say what you really think
I need to cool off, pass me a drink, all this heartache, it leaves a sting
You want an apprentice under those wings?
Angels in the sky, floating in circles
Moving at my own pace, you slow as a turtle
This life's a race with too many hurdles
Hurdles hopped, land on my two feet
These legs can push someone with obesity
That's a lot of weight, that's a lot of calories
Nothing you predicted ended up mattering
The world breaking piece by piece, it is shattering
The cold outside means my teeth are chattering
Chattering like blinds in a storm, if it's cold outside, I'ma stay in doors