Eat Out My Heart

I've waited so long for you to call
But now you're finally here and I'm a wreck
Worked out a little, even did my hair
But I'm not the man I used to be back there

I hope you have an ugly boyfriend
I hope you're working at a carwash
I hope your life went down the drain and everything is not okay
I hope your best years passed you up

I dodged a bullet
One or two since then
You're not the only one who still calls me up
I'm still the jerkoff who listens to your problems
I never told you all the times
I'd wished you died in a car crash

I'm eating out my heart
I'm eating out my heart
And I'm not happy for you
That you're a better person without me
I'm so glad you decided to apologize
When I'm too numb to care
I'm just too numb to care