Intergalactic Coalition of Mom Haters
[Verse 1: Whipstick]
Yo! Houston, Houston, super luchas got a problem
Incoming message making fun of your mama
Bitch low kick with a brick, we calling it karma
See a whole batch of uglies wet from humping a llama
Look! Nobody had no heart to tell you that your mom's a slut
Your body kinda lumpy, looking something like a Tonka truck
Like we bark at ducks right before the powerup
Dumb bitch, go fuck a street fighter, I'll fight 'em with the Powerglove
She lookin' thumpy with some horrible credit
Yeah I said they try to give me a 68 and regretted it
Tied her to a lawnchair, I'm pulling out your mom's hair
Choked out like Kimura, ignite her with the bomb flare
With thе job to the chest, leg locking, ain't no stopping and you talkin' thе best
Rock the cardigan vest, she says I'm handsome like a former lover
Give your ass a little brother, I'm that motherfucker
[Interlude: Whipstikc & Mr 8 Legz]
She can't cut the crust off my bread right
She's got like 5 DUIs
I'd use her face as a Fleshlight
She looks like Danny DeVito as a fetus
Her haircut's fucking stupid
Yo, it really is. Mention it to her
[Verse 2: Mr 8 Legz]
Woah! Crash-landed, slamming the damn canvas (Blam!)
What the fuck man? Where is your manners
This our planet that you managed to damage and it's bananas
Wait a sec, is that your mom? Where they hiding the cameras yo?
Sayin' that's ten pounds, she's like eighty overweight
Sayin' that she overate more likely than a COVID case
Complainin' like she looked around and said "Go to space"
I don't want to breathe anyway, numb me up like Novocain
Your mom's a trash bag full of hot cheese and antlers
Cockteasin' all season, no pleasin' campers
They're cancers with every sign up Craigslist that answers
Moist as fuck, wanting 'em to pull up like Pampers
Go dancer! I wouldn't take your mom to Red Lobster (Nope!)
I ain't turned on at all but my dick is getting softer (Nah!)
Only way I hit is with a contract and mobsters!
The bitch want to blow me but I'd rather blow the head off her
Dumb bitch!
[Outro]
And she's a terrible cook! Probably has onions to everything!
She can't fold laundry right!
Where the fuck is the mayo?
She sucks at tucking you in at night?
Yo her dreamcatcher is trash and doesn't even match the fucking wallpaper!
Mom haters are blasting off again!
Fuck your mom whore!