Mandatory Holiday Function
[Verse 1: Whipstick]
I'ma piss on this snowball, throw it right in your face (Ew)
Is that your favorite toy? I'm really hoping it breaks (Yeah)
'Got this fat fuck down my chimney.. uh getting stuck
Light the fire underneath of him, my idea of fun
'Cause it's cold when the bag of the coal went flat
So I'm gonna be so bad for a permanent stash
It's the Xultide season, best believe that we bringing it
I don't need a reason to stuff your stocking with pita chips
We kidnapped the Grinch 'cause his green ass a bitch
And I mean that, don't be mad, and please ask for Whip (That's me!)
On top of your list, I'm on top of your bitch
As I'm sneaking in your house just to cop me a Switch (Ho ho ho)
[Chorus: Dubbs]
'Tis the season, so run and tell everybody
'Tis the season to have us a fun time party
I'm a killer with the women for well
Girl, we can go and get a hotel
And then I really hope the videos sell
When you kiss me underneath my mistletoe bell
[Verse 2: Mr 8 Legz]
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I don't give a motherfuck, you'll still end up in the trunk
Covered in duct tape, handcuffed in case you try to escape
But such a waste, I figured you'd play along, but (Fuck)
I was wrong, guess I fucked up
Now you mentioned in this song like I didn't abduct ya
(Goddammit) I wanna make this right, what you like? Huh?
What? Oh, I know, here you go, everybody loves sluts
(Just kidding) I wouldn't do that to you, I'd rather abuse you
Beat then batter and shoot you
Stuff you back in that hatch and move you
To a spot I can dismember the body
Gift wrap your limbs all at once
Then gift that to your folks in the forms of a scavenger hunt
(Ha ha, cunt)
[Chorus: Dubbs]
'Tis the season, so run and tell everybody
'Tis the season to have us a fun time party
I'm a killer with the women for well
Girl, we can go and get a hotel
And then I really hope the videos sell
When you kiss me underneath my mistletoe bell
'Tis the season, so run and tell everybody
'Tis the season to have us a fun time party
I'm a killer with the women for well
Girl, we can go and get a hotel
And then I really hope the videos sell
When you kiss me underneath my mistletoe bell
'Tis the season, so run and tell everybody
'Tis the season to have us a fun time party
I'm a killer with the women for well
Girl, we can go and get a hotel
And then I really hope the videos sell
When you kiss me underneath my mistletoe bell