Saint Sarkis (Skit)

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. it's Saint Sarkis day, and I, I am Saint Sarkis

I wanted to take this opportunity to elaborate on my life and to tell you a thing or two about me and about who I am

You see, ever since I was a young boy, I had been lied to, cheated on, and heartbroken
Santa Claus had never came for me and I'm sure he ain't gonna come for me this year either

I had a million friends, who used to worship me, swear about my name, sit with me during breakfasts, lunch, and dinner
Now that i wanna laid back and finally enjoy my dessert, nobody's around

I've been rich, I've been poor, I've been shout at, accused of rape, of attempt of murder, they tied me lock up, been suicidal, but I've always managed to keep myself together

You see, I'm not a bad person, I'm just somehow always misunderstood. People talk bad about me, call me names, say that I'm a drug dealer, a drug addict, a pimp, a hustler, because that's all they see when they look at me
Nobody wants to take a little time to look behind the many different personas that people have created for me to find that caring and loving warm-hearted person that I really am

That's why I created a way of life, and that's called PlayLife:
Power
Lust
Agony
Youth
Love
Iconic
Faceless
And Ecstatic

I had everything, and lost everything
I forgot how to love, how to cherish, how to breathe, walk, and keep my balance

But one thing i have never forgotten is...
*music cuts out*
...how to make a motherfucking hit