The History of Rock and Roll

How is it even possible after all these years
And all the good Rock n' Roll heard by these ears
That nobody gives a shit at least not like they should
About knowing the difference
Between what sucks and what's good

Like Rocket From The Crypt and the New Bomb Turks
Let's hear it for The Hangmen, yeah they know how it works
Let's take a ride with Zeke, you know the future is bleak!
Don't forget Danko and the Didjits, and the motherfucking Dwarves man,
Yeah the Dwarves, oh the hardcore rolling, dope and whoring Dwarves

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And don't even get me started bout what's going on
With the new Rock n' Roll', don't make me yawn
I don't really give a shit, at least not like I could
It ain't blowing my skirt up
Because it ain't no good

How bout Zen Guerrilla, man, they were fucking killer
And I am just amazed every time I see the Bell Rays
The Lazy Cowgirls and the Upper Crust
Those Cosmic Psychos are blokes you can trust
Oh yeah, I'd like to fall in with Mick Collins
He did the Gories, Blacktop and the Dirtbombs

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Well I love me some L7, Electric Frankenstein
Nashville Pussy and Throw Rag anytime
I hail the Hellacopters, I love Electric Six
My money's on Mudhoney to kick us in the dicks
And oh yeah, The Supersuckers, man, The Supersuckers are the fucking Greatest Rock n' Roll Band in the World!

And we're a footnote to an anecdote
In the History of Rock n' Roll