The Worst Thing Ever

I asked my baby when she coming back
She said, 'Prolly round a quarter to never'
Now I'm alone when I hit the sack
And it's pretty much the worst thing ever
Yeah it's pretty much the worst thing ever

I used to be so witty and wise
So handsome and carefree and clever
And then the lights went out behind my eyes
And it's pretty much the worst thing ever
Yeah it's pretty much the worst thing ever

The worst thing ever when you left me alone
And now it looks like you might never come home
All these mistakes are mine to own
And it's pretty much the worst thing ever
Yeah it's pretty much the worst thing ever

I might've thought that there'd be some kinda prize
A reward for my endeavor
But that turned out to be a bag of lies
And it's pretty much the worst thing ever
Yeah it's pretty much the worst thing ever

The worst thing ever when you hung me to dry
And now I'm waiting and I'm wondering why
All these tears are mine to cry
And it's pretty much the worst thing ever
Yeah it's pretty much the worst thing ever