Zero Dude
Sticky hands, smelly feet
Badly breath, fart of death
Please don´t mind my running nose
I´ve got everything you need
I gotta good feel, this is a good deal
Gimme your Dollars, make it real
Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade
Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate
Come on in, look around
Please beware, rancid air
I sell guns and animals
See my sex-toys? Best in town!
A piece of cake, a piece of cake
Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo
I have the coolest and lowest prices
The people call me "Zero Dude"
My hair is fake, my hair is fake
No problem, man, I´ve got attidude
I am the man with the million lighters
The people call me "Zero Dude"
Russian furs, french perfume
Irish stew, british glue
I sell safes and satellites
Michael Jackson´s silicon
I gotta good feel, this is a good deal
Gimme your Dollars, make it real
Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade
Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate
Tell your friends ´bout my shop
Come again, buy a lot
Doesn´t matter, if you´re broke
I take your wife, if she is hot
A piece of cake, a piece of cake
Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo
I have the coolest and lowest prices
The people call me "Zero Dude"
My hair is fake, my hair is fake
No problem, man, I´ve got attidude
I am the man with the million lighters
The people call me "Zero Dude"
Sticky hands, smelly feet
Badly breath, fart of death
Please don´t mind my running nose
I´ve got everything you need
I gotta good feel, this is a good deal
Gimme your Dollars, make it real
Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade
Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate
Come on in, look around
Please beware, rancid air
I sell guns and animals
See my sex-toys? Best in town!
A piece of cake, a piece of cake
Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo
I have the coolest and lowest prices
The people call me "Zero Dude"
My hair is fake, my hair is fake
No problem, man, I´ve got attidude
I am the man with the million lighters
The people call me "Zero Dude"