Little Miss Perfect

Straight hair, straight A's, straight forward
Straight path, I don't cut corners
I make a point to be on time
Head of the student council

I don't black out at parties
I jam to Paul McCartney
If you ask me how I'm doing
I'll say well

I was adopted when I was two
My parents spoiled me rotten
Often, I ask myself what did I do
To get as far as I've gotten

A pretty girl walks by my locker
My heart gives a flutter, but I don't dare utter a word
'Cause that would be absurd behavior
For little miss perfect

Na-na-na-na-na-no
I can't risk falling off my throne
La-la-la-la-la- love
Is something I don't even know

Straight hair, straight A's, straight forward
Straight girl
Little Miss Perfect, that's me

One night, my friends stayed over
We laughed, and drink, and ordered
Something about her drew me in
What? It's totally platonic

That night was so exciting
Her smirks were so enticing
Hours speed by like seconds, then
What happens is iconic

She takes a sip, I bite my lip
She tells a joke, I nearly choke
She braids my hair, I sit there
Blacking out for the first time

Next thing I know, I lose control
I finally kiss her, but oh no
I see a face in my window
Then my brain starts to go

Na-na-na-na-na- no
You can't risk falling off your throne
La-la-la-la-la- love
Is something you don't even know

Na-na-na-na-na- no
You can't risk falling off your throne
La-la-la-la-la-la- love
You don't even know

Rewind, induce amnesia
Deny the truth, it's easier
You're just confused, believe her
When she says that there's nothing there

It's never worth it
When you're Little Miss Perfect