​unflinchingly bleak

Take a look in the kitchen
You can't find them, your chips are no more
No more Fritos, no more twinkies
Just crumbs on the floor
Where's my cookies? Where's my candy?
The cupboard is bare
No more soda, no more Cheetos
Hey, this isn't fair

No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy
No, it isn't okay, where the heck are my peppermint patties?
No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy
You've been struck by some food, a food criminal

Fingerprints, on the doorknob
To the pantry, the only proof found
Nothing else there at the crime scene
No footprints on thе ground
But we do know
That whomever has commitеd the crime
Must be some kind of genius
Snack thief mastermind

No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy
No, it isn't okay, where the heck are my peppermint patties?
No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy
You've been struck by a food, a food criminal

I hate my life and I wanna die
I ain't got no iPhone
My heart is breaking, thinkin' suicide
I ain't got no iPhone

I hate my life and I wanna die (I was dying to find)
I ain't got no iPhone (a way to kill time)
My heart is breaking, thinkin' suicide (now, you're gone and I can't)
I ain't got no iPhone (ever say goodbye)

I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone

I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone