Assassin’s Life For Me
[Intro]
Yo-ho (x3)
An Assassin's life for me
[Verse 1]
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of um
I'm on a boat bitch, I'm an Assassin
Came to get rich, Sail the Seven Seas
And Johnny Depp ain't got shit on me
Plunder for gold, walk the plank
Get too close, you're gettin' shanked
Everybody aboard, stackin' bodies high
I came to kill, you came to die
When I'm coming for your head there's no Parlay
Be afraid of my blade, there's no escape
I take lives away, So Avast ye Dogs
Let's Raise the Flag, set it off
Heave ho, Heave ho
If your name's on my list, I'll slit your throat
Heave ho, set the sails
Dead men tell no tales
(Yo Ho) (x3)
[Chorus]
On a pirate ship, the Assassins come
Beware their hidden blades
Beware their hidden guns
Known for violence and pillaging
Raise the flag, and stick to the Creed
[Verse 2]
Yo ho ho, it's a mutiny
About to bash your skull in brutally
I'll loot your corpse, take your gold and your jewelry
Then I'll say YOLO at the eulogy
Avast ye maties, swab the deck
If you get too close, I'll break your neck
When we arrive, it's a full on raid
I came to kill, everybody gets slayed
Comin' for your head, there's no retreat
Cause it's hard to run when you got no feet
I take souls away, so avast ye Lubbers
When I'm hangin' with the wenches, I bring sheepskin rubbers
Heave ho, Heave ho
Gonna put this Axe right into your Skull
Heave Ho, came to Make you Bleed
Cause I'm the motherfuckin' scourge of the dreaded seas
[Chorus]
On a pirate ship, the Assassins come
Beware their hidden blades
Beware their hidden guns
Known for violence and pillaging
Raise the flag, and stick to the Creed
[Verse 3]
Yo ho ho, with the skull and bones
About to send your ass down to Davy Jones
Sleeping with the fishes is where you'll be
30,000 leagues down, deep in the sea
I'm dangerous, so don't give me a reason
My Moby Dick is straight launching sea men
I'm drinking grog, and lookin' for bitches
Plundering booty, and grabbin' the riches
Comin' for your throat, there's no retreat
Gonna choke you out 'till you fall asleep
Take lives away, I make the bodies drop
And when I pull the blade, X marks the spot
Heave ho, Heave ho
Jump in the Animus, cause it's time to go
Heave ho, board the ship
Being a pirate Assassin is so legit
Use the Eagle Vision now I'm getting all pervy
Eat my vegetables so I don't get the scurvy
Jumpin' off the rooftops, landin' in a hay stack
When you walk by, I'll put my knife in your buttcrack
Tippy tippy toe like a boss, they never see me coming
On the rooftop, now they're getting tossed off
To the ground, Then I'm looting all the corpses
Walking around the town 'cause I don't have horses
Hidin' from the Templars up on the ledge
Death from above as I land on their heads
I'm the king of this town, I came to blow the man down
And when I hide your mangled body, it will never get found
Keep one eye open, don't ever sleep
Or else you'll end up on Deadman's Reef
Assassin's Creed, about to Bust
I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN' KING OF THE ANIMUS
[Chorus]
On a pirate ship, the Assassins come
Beware their hidden blades
Beware their hidden guns
Known for violence and pillaging
Raise the flag, and stick to the Creed
[Outro]
Yo-ho (x3)
An Assassin's life for me
(2x)