You Won The Man

You were in a room, a big white room
You felt ashamed of your crooked nose
So the doctor cut it up and you felt much better
And then you met a man
And he sent you a love letter

You made her happy
You got the man
You made more happy
You got the man

You won the man
You won the man
You won the man
You won the man

You won his heart or so you thought
So the two of you got married
That was your mother's plan
That was your mother's plan
That the two of you get married
Or so you thought
His (?) is up

You made her happy
You got the man
You made her happy
You got the man

You won the man
You won the man
You won the man
You won the man

You won the man
You won the man
You won the man
You got the man

You won the man
You got the man
You made her happy
You got the man

Hope you're happy
You got the man
Hope you're happy
You got the man

You made her happy
You won the man
Hope you're happy
You've got the man