Asteroid, Asteroid

Asteroid, asteroid
Hope we don’t sound paranoid
But you are gainfully employed
In wiping out the human race

Asteroid, asteroid
You could make us null and void
If your orbit can’t avoid
Colliding with the planet Earth

All throughout our his’try
You’ve earned a rare distinction
You’ve got a nasty habit
Of causing mass extinction

Asteroid, asteroid
Can’t blame us if we’re annoyed
On behalf of every anthropoid
We wish you’d change your course

(whistle solo)

Asteroid, asteroid
We can take your picture with a Polaroid
But the question is: can we avoid
You wiping out the human race?

All throughout our hist’ry
You’ve earned a rare distinction
You’ve got a nasty habit
Of causing mass extinction

Extinction, extinction
K.T. Extinction
Extinction, extinction
Permian-Triassic extinction

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhhhhhh

Asteroid, asteroid
Hope we don’t sound paranoid
But you are gainfully employed
In wiping out the human race