Yuleman Vs. The Anti-Claus

Masters of this house I bring an animated novel
A Christmas comic all red and green
A wondrous tale to glorify the season
The most fantastic story that you've ever seen
Every June 25th at the south pole
Millions of penguins start to sing [sotto voce] over and over
And all the armies of the season of swindle
Plan a campaign to glorify greed
Following their leader - the Anti-Claus
They flock to the malls
Turning sharing into selling, giving into getting
And caring into contempt
Only one thing stands in their way:
A superhero yet still a child
Who believes in the spirit and the glory
An evergreen avenger in a suit of lights
Come to life again on winter nights
It's Yuleman - the Druid defender
Yuleman - from the pagan past
Yuleman - in ornamental armor
His limbs will lead the way
Yuleman, fight the Anti-Claus
In the battle sparks will fly
Ring a bell on every corner
The Anti-Claus must die
His powers came from an accident
At the lighting of the city's tree
He was changing a bulb when they threw the switch
Zapping him with electricity
It's Yuleman - the Druid defender
Yuleman - from the pagan past
Yuleman - in ornamental armor
His limbs will lead the way
Yuleman, fight the Anti-Claus
In the battle sparks will fly
Ring a bell on every corner
The Anti-Claus must die