Middle Man

If I could be a little bit younger If I could be a little bit older If I could be a little bit friendlier If I could be a little bit colder Then I would be a little bit better Yeah I would be a little bit better
But I'm a middle man, stuck in the middle
Right between everything tangible Just a middle man looking for a little
Of something that'll make me more radical
It's the only thing I've ever been
That's been undeniable That's a middle man, here I am Invisible but reliable

If I could be a little bit happier If I could be a little more cranky If I could be a little more Dixie If I could be a little more Yankee Then I would be a little bit better
Yeah I would be a little bit better

But I'm a middle man, stuck in the middle
Right between everything tangible Just a middle man looking for a little
Of something that'll make me more radical
It's the only thing I've ever been
That's been undeniable That's a middle man, here I am Invisible but reliable

If I could be a little bit uglier
If I could be a little bit prettier
If I could feel a little bit healthier
If I could feel a little bit shittier
Then I would be a little better
Yeah I would be a little bit better

But I'm a middle man, stuck in the middle
Right between everything tangible Just a middle man looking for a little
Of something that'll make me more radical
It's the only thing I've ever been
That's been undeniable That's a middle man, here I am Invisible but reliable