Erectile Dysfunction

[Verse]
My dick don't stand like a fat kid in P.E
The only time it's active is when I'm in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm, why?
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it

You can find me in the bathroom, trying
Tugging on my balls in a stall straight crying
I think I'm dying, cus I'm limper than Bizkit
At Christmas, a large hard cock is on my wish list

My dick is so small, these haters on my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level, so fuck y'all
Shit, I limp around like polio
Okie dokie, my dick ain't lying like Pinocchio

Sorry Geppetto, how could anybody pull strings?
This puppet ain't even made of wood, ha ha
Yeah, I guess I'm trying to say it like this
If you want respect, then hop off my dick

[Outro]
Ironically I go hard though, ha ha