Rock In Space
We are an interplanetary race of aliens
Your radio waves have polluted outer space for far too long
Send us more glam rock or we will destroy the earth!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, We have liftoff!
The payload will be with you soon, a diplomatic gift of glam rock
These brave men will provide the music you desire
Now instruct the grokken warships not to fire!
Rock in space (rock in space)
We're gonna rock in space (rock in space)
Rock in space (rock in space)
We're gonna rock in space (rock in space)
An anal probe of the darkness has yielded all the glam we need
Annihilation: Planet earth
Oh God, no, please, no!
Proceed!
And so commenced the complete annihilation of all life on earth
Not even an amoeba survived the onslaught
Every trace of mankind, vanished forever
We're all dead!
Rock in space (rock in space)
We're gonna rock in space (rock in space)
Rock in space (rock in space)
We're gonna rock in space (rock in space)
Fire!
Rock in space (rock in space)
We're gonna rock in space (rock in space)
Rock in space (rock in space)
We're gonna rock in space (rock in space)