Philadelphia Femdom

[Chorus]
Femdom (yeah yeah)
Philadelphia femdom

[Verse 1]
She's self employed, living the dream
Using nipple clamps to make politicians scream

[Chorus]
‘Cause she’s a femdom (yeah yeah)
Philadelphia femdom

[Verse 2]
To the outside world, it may seem a bit extreme
But it's her scene and she knows what they need
Religious leaders might call it obscene
When they're not getting whipped down on their knees

[Chorus]
‘Cause she’s a femdom (yeah yeah)
Philadelphia femdom

[Verse 3]
She's not angry, she's just letting off steam
When she makes a CEO take one for the team
The head of corporate services is hanging from a beam
Screaming for mercy while covered in whipped cream

[Chorus]
‘Cause she's a femdom (yeah yeah)
Philadelphia femdom

[Bridge]
And all those troublemakers under I-95
With their stolen wheelchairs will be trying to hide
Every homeowner in Washington West
Will have to say “yes ma'am” when they've been addressed
Everybody in ol' Fishtown
Can lock their doors but she'll just knock ‘em down
Every single cop who’s walking the beat
Will get a monogrammed bowl from which they can eat

[Chorus]
‘Cause she’s a femdom (yeah yeah)
Philadelphia femdom

[Verse 4]
She's self employed, living the dream
Using nipple clamps to make politicians scream

[Chorus]
‘Cause she’s a femdom (yeah yeah)
Philadelphia femdom
Yeah she's a femdom (yeah yeah)
Philadelphia femdom