In and out in Paris and London

It is a far far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before
It is a far far better place that I go to than I have ever known before
My slap'n'tickle made her giggle, made her wiggle like a willow tree -
So suggestively
So I suggested
She protested
I persisted 'till she said Well Ok
And I said Wey-hey!
In or out - of one thing there can be no doubt
Out or in - this is not a sin, it's not even original
And hey we're all individuals - so let the games begin
I fall in love with soemone new practically every day but that's okay
It's just the price I pay for being a man (if that's really what I am)
And I refuse to take it all too seriously
It's such a strange activity far too peculiar to be taken any other way
(Don't wait until tomorrow) - do it today
(In out in out in out in out in out in out in out)
Shake it all about