Ten Seconds To Midnight
Neil Hannon
Ten
Apes turn into men
and grapes turn into wine
How we made it to nine
I'll never know
Eight
Man looks for a mate
but fate plays cruel tricks
And seven turns to six
still he's alone
Along comes number five
Eureka I'm alive
I think therefore I am
a lucky man
Three
From this balcony
the two of us can see
The place where we first met
one wet sunday