Wankers
Wattie Buchan
Hitler was a pacifist
His mother was a nun
Price Charles was his father
And he takes it up the bum
They're all fucking wankers (4X)
Fagan wanted to have a fuck
To fuck her from behind
But Fagan couldn't get it up
He'd been drinking too much wine
They're all fucking wankers (4X)
Maggie had a sex transplant
And now she's got a cunt
Micheal foot's retarded
He's in politics for fun
They're all fucking wankers (4X)
Lady Di had a spastic
It has scrambled eggs for brains
It looks just like his
They're all fucking wankers (4x)