These Are the Finest Queen Boys (I’ve Ever Seen)

Start by kissing my ass, I'll start by rubbing your balls
We'll have a jammy time together one and all
What will we do later on when the butter runs out?
You'll probably scream and shout
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout
And that's your asshole, your snoot snout

I'll put it through your eye socket young man
I'm the first man you've had
Don't tell me about loving women
I don't want to know about it

This is our world, men, make sure of it
We'll do with each other what we want, so

Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things in between
Oh, don't scrub yourself up, I like you unclean
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe, and there goes Sally Marie
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep

Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow, there they go
Oh, who will finish first? No one knows
No one knows