​(don’t) stay null

[Verse 1]
Thought we’d maximized Blaseball, prepared for a grand slam
Heard the umpires scream while the void burst from its dam
But our celebration was cut brief
Turns out necromancy isn’t cheap
Now we’re left worried we’ll lose players while we’re asleep

[Chrous]
There’s no rules we can know for sure
The book’s still unclear
There’s no sure way forward here
The ground is shaking under us
We’re feeling unstable
Guess that happens when players don’t stay null

[Verse 2]
Now we live in a hell of our own creation (Of our own creation)
Our mayor is beaming more than Hendricks Richardson (Do you get it? He's called a sunbeam)
So we messed around and blasphemed a bit
Now the Internet League‘s all scared of getting hit
Could have used a financial advisor before this debt (It's just too much)

[Chorus]
There’s no rules we can know for sure
The book’s still unclear
There's no sure way forward here
The ground is shaking under us
We’re feeling unstable
Guess that happens when players don’t stay null

[Bridge]
Every game now has us bracing
For the day’s incineration
Will this virus keep erasing
Our brightest
No one said that resurrection would mean
That the dead would come back hungry
Once they’ve fed, we’ve lost too many
But they’re all credits to their teams

[Chorus]
There’s no rules we can know for sure
The book’s still unclear
There’s no sure way forward here
The ground is shaking under us
We’re feeling unstable
Guess that happens when players don’t null