Hard on Me

Sitting on my hands in a corner
So drunk I can't get out of my chair
But you're just sitting over there smiling
Hoping that I'm gonna come in

Don't be hard on me
Hard on me
Don't start thinking that I'm easy
Don't be hard on me
Hard on me
Don't start thinking that I'm easy
Don't tease me
Hard on me

My head is keeping time to the music
But my feet aren't keeping time with my head
But you're just sitting over there laughing
Hoping that I'll take you to bed

Don't be hard on me
Hard on me
Don't start thinking that I'm easy
Don't be hard on me
Hard on me
Don't start thinking that I'm easy
Don't tease me
Hard on me

HEY!
I'm hoping that I'll find me a woman
Who wants to spend some time on her knees
But you're just sitting over there drooling at me
Hoping I'll be begging you please

Don't be hard on me
Hard on me
Don't start thinking that I'm easy
Don't be hard on me
Hard on me
Don't start thinking that I'm easy
Don't tease me
Hard on me

Yeah
Yeah Yeah
Oooooo