Reasonable

I'll write a movie
Make myself the star
I'll write a musical
Sing my little heart
Let me write the eulogy
For everything I used to be
I'll pull through anything
Pick myself apart

Oh I can be reasonable
But I'm unreasonable too
I'm only human
If I can let you in on the truth

Oh I can be logical
Only in the most illogical ways
I'll fight my instincts
But they'll come screamin' back someday

I'll start a company
Make you second in command
I'll be your mentor
Take you by the hand
Help you write the eulogy
For everything you used to be
I'll bring you kindling
For anything you plan

Oh I can be reasonable
But I'm unfathomable too
I guess I hate my life
But for now it'll have to do

Oh I can be logical
Only in the most illogical ways
I'll fight my instincts
But they'll come screamin' back someday

Oh I can be reasonable
Oh I can be reasonable
Oh I can be reasonable
I can be reasonable