Ain't That Just Like a Woman

There was Adam, happy as a man could be
'Til Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time

Samson thought Delilah was on the square
'Til one night she clipped him all of his hair

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time

Lot took his wife down to the corner for a malted
She wouldn't mind her business, man, did she get salted

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Whoa, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time

From our history books we have learned
That Nero fiddled while Rome was burned

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Whoa, that's just like a woman
They'll do it to you every time

Marie Antoinette met some hungry cats at the gate
They were crying for bread, she said, "Let them eat cake"

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Lord, I said just like a woman
They'll do it every time

You can buy a woman clothes and give her money on the side
No matter what you do, they ain't never satisfied

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time