BOOTY CALL (skit)
Charlton Howard
Yo, what's up?
Like this is literally how our conversations go, tell me this doesn't sound weird
If you were a girl, you would think this shit was weird
You're gonna text me "Good morning," we don't talk all day, right?
You'll text me around, mm, probably eleven or twelve when you feel like responding
"Why don't you come over, you come over," like, like that shit's so weird
And then again I don't text you through the whole day
But then I'll text you at night then you'll come over
Like what?
Like, literally a booty call
That is the definition of a booty call and a hoe and I am not a hoe
So, I'm not dealing with that
Like that's bullshit
Like I have shit happen, I have
I do things too, like I still find the time for you though
And if you don't wanna find the time for me, that is totally okay
Just like don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just fucked up
Like I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what?
Yo, what's up?
Ei, como vai?
Like this is literally how our conversations go, tell me this doesn't sound weird
Tipo, é literalmente assim que nossas conversas acontecem, me diga se isso não soa estranho
If you were a girl, you would think this shit was weird
Se você fosse uma garota, você acharia essa merda estranha
You're gonna text me "Good morning," we don't talk all day, right?
Você vai me mandar uma mensagem de "Bom dia", nós não conversamos o dia todo, certo?
You'll text me around, mm, probably eleven or twelve when you feel like responding
Você vai me mandar mensagem por volta das, hm, provavelmente onze ou doze quando você sentir vontade de responder
"Why don't you come over, you come over," like, like that shit's so weird
"Por que você não vem, você vem", tipo, isso é tão estranho
And then again I don't text you through the whole day
E então novamente eu não te mando mensagem durante o dia todo
But then I'll text you at night then you'll come over
Mas então eu vou te mandar uma mensagem à noite e então você vai vir
Like what?
Tipo o quê?
Like, literally a booty call
Tipo, literalmente um booty call
That is the definition of a booty call and a hoe and I am not a hoe
Essa é a definição de um booty call e de uma vadia e eu não sou uma vadia
So, I'm not dealing with that
Então, eu não vou lidar com isso
Like that's bullshit
Tipo, isso é uma merda
Like I have shit happen, I have
Tipo, eu tenho coisas acontecendo, eu tenho
I do things too, like I still find the time for you though
Eu também faço coisas, tipo, eu ainda encontro tempo para você
And if you don't wanna find the time for me, that is totally okay
E se você não quer encontrar tempo para mim, isso é totalmente ok
Just like don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just fucked up
Só não me iluda ou o que quer que seja, isso é muito errado
Like I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what?
Tipo, eu não mereço isso, me desculpe, mas tipo o quê?
Yo, what's up?
Oye, ¿qué tal?
Like this is literally how our conversations go, tell me this doesn't sound weird
Así es literalmente como van nuestras conversaciones, dime que esto no suena raro
If you were a girl, you would think this shit was weird
Si fueras una chica, pensarías que esta mierda es rara
You're gonna text me "Good morning," we don't talk all day, right?
Vas a enviarme un mensaje de texto que diga "Buenos días", no hablamos en todo el día, ¿verdad?
You'll text me around, mm, probably eleven or twelve when you feel like responding
Me enviarás un mensaje alrededor de, mm, probablemente once o doce cuando te apetezca responder
"Why don't you come over, you come over," like, like that shit's so weird
"¿Por qué no vienes, vienes?", como, como eso es tan raro
And then again I don't text you through the whole day
Y luego de nuevo no te envío mensajes durante todo el día
But then I'll text you at night then you'll come over
Pero luego te enviaré un mensaje por la noche y luego vendrás
Like what?
¿Como qué?
Like, literally a booty call
Como, literalmente una llamada de botín
That is the definition of a booty call and a hoe and I am not a hoe
Esa es la definición de una llamada de botín y una puta y yo no soy una puta
So, I'm not dealing with that
Así que, no voy a lidiar con eso
Like that's bullshit
Como que eso es una mierda
Like I have shit happen, I have
Como tengo cosas que pasan, tengo
I do things too, like I still find the time for you though
Yo también hago cosas, como que todavía encuentro el tiempo para ti
And if you don't wanna find the time for me, that is totally okay
Y si no quieres encontrar el tiempo para mí, eso está totalmente bien
Just like don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just fucked up
Solo no me ilusiones o lo que sea, como que eso es una mierda
Like I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what?
Como que no me merezco eso, lo siento, pero ¿como qué?
Yo, what's up?
Yo, quoi de neuf ?
Like this is literally how our conversations go, tell me this doesn't sound weird
C'est littéralement comme ça que se passent nos conversations, dis-moi que ça ne sonne pas bizarre
If you were a girl, you would think this shit was weird
Si tu étais une fille, tu trouverais ça bizarre
You're gonna text me "Good morning," we don't talk all day, right?
Tu vas me texter "Bonjour," on ne parle pas de toute la journée, non ?
You'll text me around, mm, probably eleven or twelve when you feel like responding
Tu me texteras vers, mm, probablement onze ou douze heures quand tu te sens prêt à répondre
"Why don't you come over, you come over," like, like that shit's so weird
"Pourquoi tu ne viens pas, tu viens," comme, comme c'est tellement bizarre
And then again I don't text you through the whole day
Et puis encore une fois je ne te texte pas toute la journée
But then I'll text you at night then you'll come over
Mais ensuite je te texterai la nuit et tu viendras
Like what?
Comme quoi ?
Like, literally a booty call
Comme, littéralement un appel de booty
That is the definition of a booty call and a hoe and I am not a hoe
C'est la définition d'un appel de booty et d'une pute et je ne suis pas une pute
So, I'm not dealing with that
Alors, je ne vais pas supporter ça
Like that's bullshit
Comme c'est des conneries
Like I have shit happen, I have
Comme j'ai des choses qui se passent, j'ai
I do things too, like I still find the time for you though
Je fais aussi des choses, comme je trouve quand même le temps pour toi
And if you don't wanna find the time for me, that is totally okay
Et si tu ne veux pas trouver le temps pour moi, c'est totalement ok
Just like don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just fucked up
Juste ne me fais pas espérer ou quoi que ce soit, comme c'est juste dégueulasse
Like I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what?
Comme je ne mérite pas ça, je suis désolée, mais comme quoi ?
Yo, what's up?
Yo, was geht?
Like this is literally how our conversations go, tell me this doesn't sound weird
So laufen unsere Gespräche ab, sag mir, dass das nicht komisch klingt
If you were a girl, you would think this shit was weird
Wenn du ein Mädchen wärst, würdest du das Scheiß komisch finden
You're gonna text me "Good morning," we don't talk all day, right?
Du wirst mir „Guten Morgen“ schreiben, wir reden den ganzen Tag nicht, richtig?
You'll text me around, mm, probably eleven or twelve when you feel like responding
Du wirst mir so gegen elf oder zwölf schreiben, wenn du Lust hast zu antworten
"Why don't you come over, you come over," like, like that shit's so weird
„Warum kommst du nicht rüber, komm rüber“, so, so komisch ist das
And then again I don't text you through the whole day
Und dann schreibe ich dir den ganzen Tag nicht
But then I'll text you at night then you'll come over
Aber dann schreibe ich dir nachts und dann kommst du rüber
Like what?
Wie bitte?
Like, literally a booty call
Also, buchstäblich ein Booty Call
That is the definition of a booty call and a hoe and I am not a hoe
Das ist die Definition von einem Booty Call und einer Schlampe und ich bin keine Schlampe
So, I'm not dealing with that
Also, ich mache da nicht mit
Like that's bullshit
Das ist Bullshit
Like I have shit happen, I have
Ich habe auch Dinge zu tun, ich habe
I do things too, like I still find the time for you though
Ich mache auch Sachen, aber ich finde trotzdem Zeit für dich
And if you don't wanna find the time for me, that is totally okay
Und wenn du keine Zeit für mich finden willst, ist das völlig in Ordnung
Just like don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just fucked up
Führ mich einfach nicht an der Nase herum oder so, das ist einfach scheiße
Like I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what?
Ich verdiene das nicht, es tut mir leid, aber wie bitte?
Yo, what's up?
Ehi, come va?
Like this is literally how our conversations go, tell me this doesn't sound weird
Tipo, questa è letteralmente come vanno le nostre conversazioni, dimmi che non sembra strano
If you were a girl, you would think this shit was weird
Se fossi una ragazza, penseresti che questa roba è strana
You're gonna text me "Good morning," we don't talk all day, right?
Mi manderai un messaggio "Buongiorno," non parliamo per tutto il giorno, giusto?
You'll text me around, mm, probably eleven or twelve when you feel like responding
Mi manderai un messaggio intorno, mm, probabilmente alle undici o dodici quando ti va di rispondere
"Why don't you come over, you come over," like, like that shit's so weird
"Perché non vieni, vieni," tipo, tipo che roba così strana
And then again I don't text you through the whole day
E poi di nuovo non ti mando messaggi per tutto il giorno
But then I'll text you at night then you'll come over
Ma poi ti manderò un messaggio di notte e poi verrai
Like what?
Tipo cosa?
Like, literally a booty call
Tipo, letteralmente una chiamata per sesso
That is the definition of a booty call and a hoe and I am not a hoe
Questa è la definizione di una chiamata per sesso e una sgualdrina e io non sono una sgualdrina
So, I'm not dealing with that
Quindi, non sto a fare i conti con quello
Like that's bullshit
Tipo che è una stronzata
Like I have shit happen, I have
Tipo ho delle cose che succedono, ho
I do things too, like I still find the time for you though
Faccio cose anch'io, tipo trovo ancora il tempo per te però
And if you don't wanna find the time for me, that is totally okay
E se non vuoi trovare il tempo per me, va totalmente bene
Just like don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just fucked up
Solo che non mi illudi o qualcosa del genere, tipo che è solo una roba meschina
Like I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what?
Tipo non merito quello, mi dispiace, ma tipo cosa?