Rusty’s Junk Shack (Skit)

And we're back here live on Rusty's Junk Shack
It's time to go out to our first caller
First caller, what ya got?

Well, I, uh, got this burnin'-head, uh, golden-wing tip rooster
He's approximately been in nineteen fights and won 'em all
But I'm in a tight right now and I'll take thirty-five cash for him, uh
I will be willin' to trade for a Briggs & Stratton
None of that Japan-made stuff
Push lawn mower, it's got to be pull crop though
I don't like that electronic stuff neither
And if you wanna trade or buy my rooster, just give me a holler

Alright, back here with Rusty's Junk Shack
If you wanna buy the rooster
Just give us a call up here at the radio station
And we'll hook you up with more info
Let's go out to our next caller, caller, what ya got?

Hey, man, this is, uh, this is, uh, Cecil
I was callin' in, man, I-I-I wantin' to swaps you, uh
I'm wantin' to swaps you, I got four pairs of, uh, Red Wing Boots
Uh, they all used, but they all steel-toed too
Uh, I'm wantin' to trade, oh, uh, any, any kind of, any kind of muffler system
Um, my, I got a old, I got a old pet hog, man
He likes to get up under my truck and he, he likes to sleep up under there
And he's done tore up my muffler system all up, man
So I'm gonna need one of them, if anybody's got one
I'd, I'd sure love to trade it for you, man, uh
Uh, like I said, I got, you know
They used boots, man, but they all steel-toed
The steel toes, the steel toes still good in 'em (That's right, if you wanna trade for—)
Uh, but you know, just give me a holler, I'll swaps ya (Cecil, Cecil)

We, we got it from here, Cecil
Anybody wanna trade the Red Wing Boots for a muffler system
Give us a call up here at the radio station and we'll give you Cecil's information
Can we hear from one more caller today?
And that's all we got time for here on Rusty's Junk Shack

Yeah, man, I'd like, I'd like to, uh
Ask anybody if they got any old cassette tapes or, uh
Old rock tapes out there
You know, I just bought me an old Jeep and it had a cassette player in it
And I just wanna go old school for a while
Don't be a tape player hater
And, uh, I'd like to trade some cassette tapes out for a
Fifty-pound sack of, uh, black eyed peas
'Cause you know the rain just didn't come through for us like I thought it would this year
And I don't, I don't know what we're gonna do
As far as the crops go, but hey, it'll be okay, man
And if y'all wanna trade, man, just, just give me a holler
And I appreciate y'all's time

Alright, maybe the rain will come through for us this year
And that voice sure sounded familiar
You never know who's gonna call here on Rusty's Junk Shack
Thank y'all for tunin' in today and until next time
Keep that junk 'cause you never know how much it's worth
And call us up