Mek Us A Brew
Well it's one for the Tetley
Two for Typhoo
Three for the PG
C'mon mek us a brew
Right!
Gerroff the sofa, gerrin the kitchen, and get the kettle on
Come on!
Brew brew
Brew brew
Brew brew
Brew brew
In every town and city
You see 'em far and wide
They got these poncey coffee shops
Where's our national pride?
I dont want a moccachino
Espresso's not for me
I don't want one of your fancy coffee drinks
I want a cup of tea!
Hiya love, welcome to Jean's Caff, what can I get yer?
Oh, hello, can I have an iced skinny cinnamon dolce latte, with foamed milk, marked with espresso, caramel and real chocolate sprinkles please?
I beg yer pardon, I tell you what you will get, you'll get a cup of tea
Oh, just mek us a brew then
When you've come in after shopping
Or it's gone half past ten
It's good to know in times of woe
That kettle's on again
It's full of antioxidents
It's good fer me and you
It could be fairtrade
Just get it made
C'mon chop chop
Mek us a brew
Come on, put the kettle on
I said
Oy you mek us a brew
I said
Come on, put the kettle on
I said
Oy you, mek us a brew
I said
{repeat}
Cockers and cockettes
Can I get a brew? (Yeah!)
Good folk, let's mek a stand and say no to cappuccino! (No!)
Raise a real mug in yer hand and say down wi' creamy lattes (Down with creamy lattes)
Ladies and gennermen, are you wi' me? (yeah)
Who really wants an iced peppermint mocha twist? (not me)
Good!
I say out with sophisticated, overpriced, not as nice, full fat cardboard cup coffees, canna ger a yeah? (yeah)
Can I have a brew? (yeah)
Canna ger a brew? (yeah)
Well let's all 'ave a brew (yeah)
Come on, put the kettle on
I said
Oy you, mek us a brew
I said
{repeat}
Seriously though
Do put the kettle on
Am spitting feathers here
Am lathered