’92 Weird Diseases

Stephin Merritt

[Verse 1]
When I was yea high 'til I was three
I suffered from petit mal epilepsy
Any excitement gave me a fit
But there were drugs to cure me of it

[Chorus]
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever Krishna sneezes
I get weird diseases

[Verse 2]
So at the least sign of emotion
I got a tranquilizing potion
Thus from the time I was a young boy
I could feel neither anger nor joy

[Chorus]
Just weird diseases
Random weird diseases
Once from eating recalled cheeses
I got weird diseases

[Verse 3]
Nearly fatal renal cysts
Maybe Asperger's if that exists
Pityriasis rosea
Two separate times giardia

[Chorus]
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Wafting on the toxic breezes
I get weird diseases

[Verse 4]
Debilitating spider bites
Hiccups for three days and nights
A thousand earaches, one deformed eardrum
Hyperacusis, what's that from?

[Chorus]
It's from weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever baby Jesus pleases
He gives me weird diseases

[Verse 5]
Chronic fatigue
COPD
Petit mal epilepsy
Two big holes inside my brain
Migraine aura sans migraine

[Chorus]
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases

Trivia about the song ’92 Weird Diseases by The Magnetic Fields

When was the song “’92 Weird Diseases” released by The Magnetic Fields?
The song ’92 Weird Diseases was released in 2017, on the album “50 Song Memoir”.
Who composed the song “’92 Weird Diseases” by The Magnetic Fields?
The song “’92 Weird Diseases” by The Magnetic Fields was composed by Stephin Merritt.

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