Policeman

You’ve got a roadblock and I’m looking kind of fat
You’ve got a roadblock and an intimidating hat
Policeman
Can I make a donation?
Policeman
Can I get on your payment plan?
Me, Drew and Juju were just looking for some sun
We were thirsty for a rum and coke with some 151
Then you pulled out your big ugly gun
You took our money, but you can’t take our fun