Merry Fuckin’ Christmas
Jon Von Zelowitz
I never knew 'til I was told
Then it was too late
How everything you love
Becomes everything you hate
You don't look different
But you have changed
I'm looking through you
You're not the same
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the beer
Merry fuckin' Christmas
And happy New Year
Nirvana on the radio
Just imagine that
You're not getting thinner
The world is getting fat
It's an ancient Chinese secret
That means it's from the past
Nothing's worth it anyway
'Cause nothing's meant to last
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the beer
Merry fuckin' Christmas
And happy New Year
[x2]
Happy New Year [x3]