Man or Muppet

I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction, to go
I don't know

Am I a man or am I a Muppet
(Am I a Muppet)
If I'm a Muppet then im a very manly Muppet
(A very manly Muppet)

Am I a Muppet (Muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man
(A Muppet of a man)

I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize
The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide

Am I a man or am I a Muppet
(Am I a Muppet)
If I'm a Muppet, well I'm a very manly Muppet
(A very manly muppet)

Am I a Muppet (Muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man
(A Muppet of a man)

Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand, who I am

I'm a man
I'm a Muppet
I'm a Muppet of a man
I'm a very manly Muppet
I'm a Muppet man

That's what I am