Call the Cops

[Intro, spoken]
"Uh, hi ma'am. What's the scene?"
"Uh, seriously, okay look: there's a super suspicious guy-"
"What's their race?"
"Well... he's Af-"
"We're on our way"

[Chorus]
If I wanna get shot, I call the cops
If I’m wanna get popped, I call the cops
If I wanna die, I call the cops
If I hate my life, I call the cops

[Verse 1]
I would never call the cops
That’s just not my steeze
If you’ve got some beef with us
Let’s take it to the streets
I would rather get beat up
Than end up in jail
I would never call the cops
'Cause then I’d burn in hell

Cops. Cops. Cops. Cops

[Chorus]
If I wanna get shot, I call the cops
If I’m wanna get popped, I call the cops
If I wanna die, I call the cops
If I hate my life, I call the cops

[Bridge]
It’s not my steeze yo
Better come get your people
Looking at me through the peephole
Claiming we’re equal, receipts show that that is a lie

[Chorus]
If I wanna get shot, I call the cops
If I wanna die, I call the cops
If I hate my life, I call the cops
Commit suicide, I call the cops

[Outro]
Cops. Cops. Cops. Cops
Cops. Cops. Cops. Cops
Bacon, oh bacon, oh bacon, oh bacon, oh bacon