Butterball

I met a girl named Butterball
?
She had great big football legs
A long wavy wig hanging from her head
Butterball, yay-yay-yay, Butterball

I had to find out what was her name
Before I went a-really insane
She took my hand, led me in the hall
And told me that her name was Butterball
Butterball, yay-yay-yay, Butterball

Well, you can keep your low-carb salad
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I'm just sayin'
Oh, no one can thrill my soul
Like my Butterball gal

I asked her "Could I be your only man?"
She told me "Daddy you know you can"
Now if you wonder why I walk so tall
It's because of my Butterball
Butterball, yay-yay-yay, Butterball

[Instrumental]

Well, you can keep your low-carb salad
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I'm just sayin'
'Cause no one can thrill my soul
Like my Butterball gal

I asked her "Could I be your only man?"
She told me "Daddy you know you can"
Now if you wonder why I'm walkin' so tall
It's because of my Butterball
Butterball, yay-yay-yay, Butterball
Butterball, yay-yay-yay, Butterball
Butterball, yay-yay-yay, Butterball