Ups Of America

[Spoken]
Sir, you need to step out of the car please. Right now!

One more step across the border
I hope my info is packed in order
It's not a big deal, but I'd like to see Florider
I'm not a bad guy, but I can't get across the border
Great minds not allowed to entertain your town
Denying my entry means you're poorer around

[Chorus]
When you're in such a place as the United States
United Police States of America

Welcome back to America
It's been five years, it bеtter be bettеr
I'm going back to America
It's been five years, better late than never
Welcome back to America
It's been five years, it better be better
Five years, it better be better
Five years, yeah!

I want to blame President Ronald Reagan
Maybe take it out on Menachem Begin
I can only blame myself for my situation
'Cause I picked America for winter vacation

Wait a minute, it's not my fault
'Cause I'm a saint, I help old ladies out
But the immigration officer said "there's no doubt
I don't like your look, so you're staying out"

[Chorus]
When you're in such a place as the United States
United Police States of America

Welcome back to America
It's been five years, it better be better
I'm going back to America
It's been five years, better late than never
Welcome back to America
It's been five years, it better be better
Five years, it better be better
Five years! Go man, go man

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Welcome back to America
It's been five years, it better be better
I'm going back to America
It's been five years, better late than never
Welcome back to America
It's been five years, it better be better
I'm going back to America
It's been five years, better late than never

Five years, it better be better
Five years, it better be better