This SUCKS

Carsonist The Arsonist

This SUCKS

I wake up today
Ready to play
My favorite game
I’m gonna gets lots of fame
I see there’s an update
So I wait a little bit
For it to load
It’s almost done I’m gonna go knit
I open the app
Something is off
It looks like a trap
I violently cough
I pressed endless mode
And it was like 1 fps
This new update Is such a mess

I try to change the frame rate
But it was as helpful as a one foot gate
I change the game sensitivity
It just gives me more negativity
I play another round
With the game music sound
I notice the settings I changed were the same
I now really hate this game
I try to change it again
If this doesn’t work I’m gonna stab someone with a pen

I get off of endless and go to the level mode
I’m on level 501 and that’s a load
Of levels I’ve beaten
Of levels I’ve eaten
I the frame rate is still so low
How do I change it? I don’t know!
I restart the game to see if it works
But it gave me no perks
The update said “bug fixes”
What kind of bug fix was this
I guess I’ll wait for another update
For this game that I now hate

Trivia about the song This SUCKS by The Plastic Noodles

When was the song “This SUCKS” released by The Plastic Noodles?
The song This SUCKS was released in 2020, on the album “Classic Concussion”.
Who composed the song “This SUCKS” by The Plastic Noodles?
The song “This SUCKS” by The Plastic Noodles was composed by Carsonist The Arsonist.

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