Role Model

She's been around for a number of years
Had success with two career
She gives dying people hope
How does she cope?
She snorts a line of coke before
An audience with the Pope
She's a role model for today
A role model for today
I don't care what you say
She's a role model for today

She's got better looking kids than you
She's got a better looking husband too
She is a sweet little honey
Three times a mummy
You wouldn't know it cause she's
Got a flat little tummy
She's a role model for today
She is a role model for today
I don't care what you say she
Is a role model for today
But the lady's loved and the lady's cried
And the lady's cried and loved and now
The lady's signed a big book deal
And the story tells you how it all began
In the days when the lady didn't have
The price of her next meal, and it's real

There's a secret to her success
She's got balls like the SAS
She's got more balls than me
More balls then you
More balls than all the sweatshops
Making balls for Man U
She's a role model for today
A role model for today
I don't care what you say she's
A role model for today

But the lady's loved and the lady's cried
And the lady's cried and loved and now
The lady's signed a big book deal
The story tells you how it all began
In the days when the lady didn't have
The price of her next meal, and it's all real

She's a star in every way
She is loved by straights and gays
She's taking water by the sip
A baby on her hip
A little silver ring through her
Lower set of lips
She's a role model for today
She is a role model for today
I don't care what you say she's
A role model for today
I don't care what you say she's
A role model for today
What you say, she's a role model for today