Kill Us When We’re Famous

I never had a problem with dying at 27
But don't let me be forgotten
We'll do anything to make it, man
Dress weird, talk weird, fuck weird
Yes dear, sniff gear, stage kiss
Maybe write a song or two

I've been such a gentleman
Holding all these doors for you
You still don't wanna' get with me
Why's that?
Maybe it's not meant to be
Maybe Hollywood's a thief
Maybe I should cry a bit
Yeah, try that

If I'm being honest
I'm kind of a fundamentalist
The lack of funds inside my bank
Are driving me mental a bit
Super lackadasical
An a academic little fool
Said I hated maths
So they said 'You'll never make it, kid'

I don't really see what the two have in common
Mind that, if X equals sex I best learn to count that
Oh, you're so funny

I died a while ago
But I still call from time to time, you know
You only want what you can't get
You self indulgent, hyperactive mess

Seen enough Jimmy dean
To make me want to learn to drive
Buy a Porsche Spyder
Run it 'til September

Am I gonna' have to die
To be told I'm a genius
My favourite films are tragedies
A Night to Remember

No going back, man
I quit my day job
(You what?)
Telling me that you love me
Kill me when I'm famous
Kill us when we're famous

I died a while ago
But I still call from time to time, you know
You only want what you can't get
You self indulgent, hyperactive mess

Put me in the paper
Tell me I'm amazing (x4)

Put me in the paper
Tell me I'm amazing
Put me on a pedastal
Tell me I'm amazing
Put me on a poster
Hang me on your wall
I'm a paper rally runner man
Flying anywhere
I can

Kill us, kill us, kill us
When we're famous (x4)