Alarm Clock

My alarm clock, he ain't working
But that don't really mind
'cos he ain't no friend of mine
He kept waking me up, all the time, saying

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
Get on your feet
You've got to get a job
'cos you're in too deep

Oh No! Oh No!

Well I don't like doing things
That other folks tell me to do
So I hit him with a hammer
And now he's quite subdued
And when I wake up in the morning
He don't even make a sound
And my life ain't slipping away
'cos his hands don't turn around

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
Get on your feet
You've got to get a job
'cos you're in too deep

Oh No! Oh No!

And I ain't ever been so happy
As what I am right now
And people misunderstand me
'cos when I was made
Some joker put my smile on
Upside down

Oh No! Oh No!
Oh No! Oh No!
Oh No! Oh No!