Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns
Mildred J. Hill, Patty Hill, Ramones
[Intro: Smithers, Mr. Burns, The Ramones]
Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far
Ladies and gentlemen, The Ramones
Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves
I'd just like to say this gig sucks!
Hey, up yours, Springfield
One two three four
[Verse: The Ramones]
Happy birthday to you (Happy birthday)
Happy birthday to you (Happy birthday)
Happy birthday Burnsie
Happy birthday to you
[Outro: The Ramones, Mr. Burns, Smithers]
Go to hell, you old bastard
Hey, I think they liked us
Have The Rolling Stones killed
But sir, those aren't-
Do as I say!