The Monorail Song

Al Jean, Conan O’Brien

[Lyle Lanley]
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!
What'd I say?

[Ned Flanders]
Monorail!

[Lyle Lanley]
What's it called?

[Patty and Selma]
Monorail!

[Lyle Lanley]
That's right!
Monorail!

[Miss Hoover]
I hear those things are awfully loud...

[Lyle Lanley]
It glides as softly as a cloud

[Apu]
Is there a chance the track could bend?

[Lyle Lanley]
Not on your life, my Hindu friend

[Barney]
What about us brain-dead slobs?

[Lyle Lanley]
You'll be given cushy jobs

[Abe]
Were you sent here by the devil?

[Lyle Lanley]
No, good sir, I'm on the level

[Wiggum]
The ring came off my pudding can

[Lyle Lanley]
Take my pen knife, my good man
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

[All]
Monorail!

[Lyle Lanley]
What's it called?

[All]
Monorail!

[Lyle Lanley]
Once again...

[All]
Monorail!

[Marge]
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

[Bart]
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

[All]
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[Homer]
Mono...d'oh!

Trivia about the song The Monorail Song by The Simpsons

When was the song “The Monorail Song” released by The Simpsons?
The song The Monorail Song was released in 1997, on the album “Songs in the Key of Springfield”.
Who composed the song “The Monorail Song” by The Simpsons?
The song “The Monorail Song” by The Simpsons was composed by Al Jean, Conan O’Brien.

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