Dirty Old Man

[Dirty old man mumbles]

There's a guy
Who lives in our town
Who's always
Sneaking around

He checks out all the girls he can
Cause he's a dirty old man

He's old
And he looks like a balloon (yeah)
His wolfwhistle
Is way outta' tune
Well, he checks out all the chicks he can
Cause he's a dirty old man

[Dirty old man mumbling]
...
I think I love you baby
It's been a long time since I've seen a girl like you, you know? Sweetie pie!
Well, now, I should get all the girls that I can, I'm the dirty old man (?)

He drinks
His homemade punch
That's why
He's out to lunch
Well, he checks out all the chicks he can
Cause he's a dirty old man

He's a dirty old man
He's a dirty old man
He's a dirty old man
He's a dirty old man
[fade, with mumbling]