Gladys Kravitz

[Verse 1]
Well, I'm not the kind to talk of another
But I know a girl as nosey as mother
And all I'll say is
Gladys Kravitz
If she doesn't know, it isn't worth knowing
The waiter just smiles cause she thinks she's ordering in Italian
Gladys Kravitz

[Chorus]
Gladys is so special in so many ways
Her mind is set on madness, her mouth tooth decay
With her passport picture she proudly displays and says
"I've been round the world before", yeah

[Verse 2]
Up in the air the rumors are flying as high as a kite
The fingers are pointing around the town
Gladys Kravitz
Narrow the mind, the wider the tongue, it's said
Wish you'd had done all the things that she said you did
Gladys Kravitz

[Chorus]
Gladys is so special in so many ways
Her mind is set on madness, her mouth tooth decay
With her passport picture she proudly displays and says
"I've just got to get out of here"

[Bridge]
Nosey and petty and two-faced and feisty
(Completely Miss Informed)
Endlessly phoning the venom is flowing
(The umbilicle cord)
Sowing the seeds that are sure to displease
When they come back to haunt you
Sooner or later
Yeah

[Verse 2]
Up in the air the rumors are flying as high as a kite
The fingers are pointing around the town
Gladys Kravitz
Narrow the mind, the wider the tongue, it's said
Wish you'd had done all the things that she said you did
Gladys Kravitz

[Chorus]
Gladys is so special in so many ways
Her mind is set on madness, her mouth tooth decay
With her passport picture she proudly displays and says
"I've just got to get out of here"

[Outro]
"Gotta get out of here"
"Gotta get out of here"
"Gotta get out of here"
"Gotta get out of here"
"Gotta get out of here"