She's a Leech
Michael Algar
She looks so grand a one night stand maybe
I took my chance i said "let's dance baby"
How was he to know, she would never let him go
But * and entranced we were
And stuck together i could never leave her
If he only knew, he'd fallen for a tube of super glue
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She's a leech - she's my shadow, she won't let go - ooooh
She's a leech - she's unfriendly, he's not that great - stuck on me
Life's been hell since she got welded to me
I go nowhere unless she's there, oowee
Can't escape the wife, she's connected at the side
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She sucked me dry
Twas fortunate when my best mate wooed her
He's a blockhead he's been bonded to her
With his * now she's stuck on him instead…
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