Into My Minivan

ANDY: One, two, three, four

[Verse 1: Andy Bean]
Oh man, oh man
When I get you into my minivan
Oh baby, I don't go for a fast movin' vehicle
I take my time on the highway
And when I'm gettin' physical

[Verse 2: Andy Bean]
Man, oh man
Oh, when I get you into my minivan
Oh, baby, a fancy engine, built for speed
That's not what a young girl needs
I've got plenty of room for reclinin'
And I swear 'til you get there, I won't stop drivin'

[Chorus: Andy Bean and Fuller Condon]
I'll take my time, I'm a patient man
Y'know what I am sayin' (It's true)
When I get you into my minivan, oh

ANDY: Lemme show you how I drive

[Instrumental Break]

ANDY: Oh, repeat after us, friends, would ya?

[Verse 3: Andy Bean and Both plus Audience]
Oh man, oh man
Oh man, oh man
When I get you into my minivan, into my minivan
Baby, I've got air conditionin' and fuzzy seats, fuzzy seats
And tinted windows all around, baby
So we can be discreet

[Verse 4: Andy Bean and Both plus Audience]
Oh man, oh man
Oh man, oh man
Oh, when I get you into my minivan, into my minivan
Oh, Camaros and convertibles and the cars that go fastest
Those are for creepy guys from Brooklyn with mustaches
I take my time, like a gentleman should
I don't need no fancy vehicle to make me look good

[Chorus: Andy Bean and Both]
No, I take it slow, I am a patient man
He's a patient man (Ah yeah, that's true)
Oh, when I get you into my minivan

[Outro: Andy Bean and Fuller Condon]
Yat-da-da-da-da-ba-do
Into my minivan (Into my minivan)